Arsenal
| Pew Pew | Primary | Fast and reliable. Your bread and butter. |
| Zoomba | Primary | Slow rounds, devastating hits. 8 damage per shot. |
| Crybaby | Primary | 21-round clip of sustained pain. |
| Polygun | Primary | Fastest fire rate in the game. Fills the screen. |
| Poly Pistol | Secondary | Hard-hitting sidearm. Don't sleep on it. |
| Super Splat | Secondary | 5-pellet spread. Point-blank devastation. |
| Flower Power | Primary | Heavy-only AOE launcher. Two shots, big blast radius. Get planted. |